Hindi Funny Comedy Jokes - Happie

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1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.

1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah GANESH murti rakhi,

Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha.

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Hindi Comedy Jokes

Old : pehla pehla pyar hai, aayi bahar hai, aaja more sajan tera

Intazar hai.

New : Duja teja pyar hai, dil bekarar hai, aaja mere sajana verna

Chautha taiyaar hai…!

Boy- Bus,train or ladki ek jesi hoti hai,ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai

Girl- Taxi, Autoriksha or ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao 4 chale

Aate hai..!

Ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya,

unko baat krne k liye akele bitha diya

girl-(darte hue)bhaiya aap kitne bhai-behen ho

Boy-abhi tk to 3 the,ab 4 ho gye.

Hindi Comedy Jokes

Ladka : jaaneman is dil me chali aao

Ladki : chapal nikali kya?

Ladka : pagli, ye koi mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao.

Chayewala – bholi si surat aankho me masti dur khadi sarmaye haye haye!!

Ladki- kali si surat hatho me ketli dur khade chilaye chaye-chaye

Babu apni girlfriend se- darling kal ghar par aa jana koi bhi nahi hoga!

Jab ladki ghar par aati hai to sachmuch koi nahi tha.

Ladka- kya me tumhara hath tham lu?

Ladki – No thanks ! ye itna bhari nahi he!!

Kutte………kaminey………..matlabi………….dhokebaaz……….

Ullu ke pathe………besharam……..baimaan……….kapti………

Aise logo se hamesha door rehna !!

Bilu MC ki hotal me- are bhai kab se wait kar raha hu,

Khana abhi tak nahi aaya?

Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas garam ho raha hai!!

Pitaji:- itne kam no. ? do thapad marne chahiye!

Tinku:- ha papa,chalo maine us mastarji ka ghar dekha hai!!

Teacher – bolo A for Apple ,

Student – A for apple,

Teacher – jor se bolo,

Student – jai mata dee!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

He he he he he he he he he he he ……

Kuch nahi bas tumhari sakal yaad aa gayi….

Ha ha ha ha ha!!

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?

A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa

Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”.

Maine tujhe dekha…dekhta hi gaya…dekhta hi gaya…..

Aur fir…ek din mujhe…

….Chashma…lag gaya!!

Source :  Happie